The StoryFOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS IN THE FUTURE...
After the smashing success of new world AI vacations and theme parks, genetically-modified eagle jockey jousting finally get it’s play.
Now is your chance to take part in this exciting and patriotic extravaganza. Truly immersive AI reality has arrived!
The eagles are saddled and ready to flap, and our scientists have programmed our AI drones with the finest personalities from national history. Get ready to duel. Get ready…for justice!
THE MOST PATRIOTIC WAY TO BATTLE YOUR FRIENDS!
Take to the skies on the back of scientifically-engineered eagles and joust against AI patriots from America’s past. Dodge fireworks, bear traps, and dead presidents. The history might be wrong, but the justice is so right.
A page from the history books!
- Eagle-based combat! True patriots only!
- Firecrackers, bear traps, and land mine eagle eggs add to the carnage!
- Old Glory and Lincoln's Axe activate the ultimate power-ups!
- Want Justice for All? Grab a fourscore and enjoy 4-player combat!
- An NES or similar system (preferably made in Amercia)
THE U.S.S. INDEPENDENCE
THE PRESIDENTIAL WOODS
THE CAPITOL BUILDING
PRESIDENTS AND POLITICIANS
Choose a vigilante cop, a criminal enforcer, or a lounge singer on a quest to save her kid sister, and peel back the wrapper on this world of sickly sweet crime.
The most unruly and unhinged robot of the New World Order Political Party. Data logs discovered after the Great War revealed that an inexperienced intern was in charge of programming his artificial intelligence, which may explain his dangerous and mentally unstable campaign platforms. Nevertheless, he swiftly gained popularity with the Earl Grey Tea Party and rose to power without confrontation - mainly because he killed anyone who opposed his nomination.
Known as the father of the New World Order Political Party, Captain Abe was modeled after some of the best presidents of the past generation. From President Swegley’s reform on coffee beans, to President Dorkus’ Declaration of Redundance - all the best politicians of the past are represented within Captain Abe. Though there have been numerous assassination attempts on his programming, Captain Abe persevered through the use of an advanced network of cloud storage banks he named “The Lincoln Logs”.
The black sheep of the group. McPhee was created to uphold the ideals of the New World Political Party. Unfortunately, due to the executive order of pre-Great War President Dorkus, and his Declaration of Redundance, Politician McPhee has never been able to make a dedicated stand on any political decision. While this would seem unproductive and somewhat silly when compared to politicians of the past, McPhee used his wishy-washy programming to take the people’s vote, and ran a campaign funded by undecided voters and disinterested sewer mutants.
Nicknamed “The Duke” by his peers, General Lee’s programming stemmed from the New World Order’s need for military restructure. Though globalization brought about the Great War, The Duke disagreed and has stated on public record that the war was started by exorbitant LunchHunch fees and food delays. This position has been extremely unfavorable with the Food Truck Liberation Front.