The StoryFOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS IN THE FUTURE...
After the smashing success of new world AI vacations and theme parks, genetically-modified eagle jockey jousting finally get it’s play.
Now is your chance to take part in this exciting and patriotic extravaganza. Truly immersive AI reality has arrived!
The eagles are saddled and ready to flap, and our scientists have programmed our AI drones with the finest personalities from national history. Get ready to duel. Get ready…for justice!

THE MOST PATRIOTIC WAY TO BATTLE YOUR FRIENDS!

Take to the skies on the back of scientifically-engineered eagles and joust against AI patriots from America’s past. Dodge fireworks, bear traps, and dead presidents. The history might be wrong, but the justice is so right.

Features

A page from the history books!

  • Eagle-based combat! True patriots only!
  • Firecrackers, bear traps, and land mine eagle eggs add to the carnage!
  • Old Glory and Lincoln's Axe activate the ultimate power-ups!
  • Want Justice for All? Grab a fourscore and enjoy 4-player combat!

System Specs

  • An NES or similar system (preferably made in Amercia)

THE U.S.S. INDEPENDENCE

THE PRESIDENTIAL WOODS

THE CAPITOL BUILDING

PRESIDENTS AND POLITICIANS

Choose a vigilante cop, a criminal enforcer, or a lounge singer on a quest to save her kid sister, and peel back the wrapper on this world of sickly sweet crime.

The most unruly and unhinged robot of the New World Order Political Party. Data logs discovered after the Great War revealed that an inexperienced intern was in charge of programming his artificial intelligence, which may explain his dangerous and mentally unstable campaign platforms. Nevertheless, he swiftly gained popularity with the Earl Grey Tea Party and rose to power without confrontation - mainly because he killed anyone who opposed his nomination.