The StoryThe great cover up!
Bateman Hills is a sunny town with a thriving lumber and mayo industry, attractive beaches, and gorgeous forests. However, all of this sleepy charm disguises a dark secret.
There are many murderous stories that never hit the front pages of the Bateman Hills Observer, but live as whispers among the town's inhabitants. Far more than local legends, these occurrences are the work of Mayor Bateman. The town takes its name from his lumberjack ancestor, and Mayor Bateman will stop at nothing to ensure that his community’s reputation remains pristine.
However, sins do no stay buried, and the mound of murdered and forgotten bodies has grown too large. These wronged souls have returned from the grave to bring the truth behind their deaths to life.
Desperate to keep his wicked deeds a secret, the Mayor makes a deal with the deceased: defeat his champions in the log jamming tournament, and not only can they reveal his actions to the world, but he will surrender his beloved town to them. But if they lose, these vengeful spirits must serve as exhibits in a new haunted hotel tourist attraction, further adding to Bateman Hills’s appeal. With a chance to reveal the truth in the balance, the undead agree.
Let's Jam.

Catch This!

Find some flannel and pack your adrenaline for this action-packed, horror sports tragedy. The stakes are high, and the multi-species cheerleaders are jumping higher.

Features

  • Blade Tossing, axe-catching carnage !
  • Choose a timber beast with a level of speed, technique, and swoleness that suits your play style .
  • Funky arenas like a mayonnaise factory spill, 80s hell, and a peaceful beaver pond.
  • Colorful characters, like Bruiser Bogardus, the strong man who makes exercise equipment out of wood, or the Mayonnaise Monsoon, a bloated corpse who died in an industrial accident
  • A physical cartridge NES version for hardcore fans and retro enthusiasts!

System Specs

  • Storage 320MB | RAM - 512MB  | GPU - 2 GB VRAM | CPU - 2.6 GHz
  • Steam | Linux | Xbox 

lumberjacks, surfers, and mayo, oh my !

Bateman Hills’s pride and glory, Francis believes that the claims of the undead are unfounded. A hometown hero athlete, she will stop at nothing to protect her community and its unsullied reputation.