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      Monkey Mojo : 6 Facts about Donkey Kong for his 40th Anniversary!

      Monkey Mojo : 6 Facts about Donkey Kong for his 40th Anniversary!

       

      Happy Birthday You Animal!

      This July 9th, Donkey Kong will be celebrating his 40th birthday! Or at least in our world. Canonically, not much is known about his age, but he sure has been at the top of his game for a long time now. He has acted both as an antagonist and protagonist and has shown up in a whole lot of genres of games. But the ape with the red tie still lives on to this day as one of the more popular characters in the pantheon of Nintendo IPs.

      Known as one of the first platformers to have ever existed, the original Donkey Kong game was actually about Mario, then known as Jumpman, well before he found his fame in Super Mario Bros. It featured the plumber trying to rescue his girlfriend, Pauline, from DK’s clutches. And while people who know their DK lore will tell you that the Donkey Kong in this game was actually a younger Cranky Kong, that game will continue to live on in our world as the birth of this iconic ape.

       

       

      Having sold more than 48 million units worldwide across 36 different Donkey Kong titles, Donkey Kong is probably the most profitable ape that Nintendo has ever put out, and with good reason. Spawning critically and commercially acclaimed games of various genres will put any character on the map, and DK has it in spades.

      Of course, aside from playing Donkey Kong games and (hopefully) a surprise announcement or two from Nintendo to complete the number of his games to 40, the best way to celebrate his 40th anniversary is by knowing more about him. And what better way to do that than by hearing about some really interesting trivia about our ape of the hour?


      DK-ception

      Donkey Kong giving a thumbs up
      Do you think this is old school?

      Donkey Kong 64 hits the sweet spot in terms of a 3D platformer during the N64 era, and for good reason. It featured controls that made sense, mechanical breadth, and an emphasis on exploration. And while it doesn’t hold up quite as nicely as Super Mario 64, it still did its job as a solid entry to the series back then.


      However, one surprising thing that you need to consider if you want to beat the game is that to do so, you must be able to clear 100m in the original Donkey Kong game twice to progress in the game! It’s not even a side quest or a hidden mini-game. It’s a requirement if you want to see the ending. So you better know how to play the original DK if you want to finish DK64.


      It’s On like What?

      Donkey Kong wearing a tie, giving a thumbs up with the quote " It's on like Donkey Kong"
      I’ve never heard anyone say this in real life

      This one’s especially weird. The saying “It’s on like Donkey Kong” is patented and trademarked.  Nintendo is known for being fierce when defending their IPs and Donkey Kong is no exception.


      As for why you would ever want to say that or how it even came about, the phrase is actually just a variation on saying “It’s on.”, but adding Donkey Kong in the mix somehow made it more humorous and sharper. And Ice Cube was the first person who publicly said it in one of his raps with a very NSFW title. So, yeah, maybe try to stay away from saying that in public.


      King Donkey

      King Kong with his mouth open, baring his teeth.
      Yeah, totally not the same ape

      Ever wondered why no one is legally trying to fight about Donkey Kong and King Kong’s obvious resemblance, especially with them both being Kongs and them both being apes who kidnapped ladies? Well, there was a lawsuit revolving around that similarity. Universal Studios tried to sue Nintendo for allegedly infringing on copyright, and they did this when they saw Nintendo raking in a huge $180 million in sales for the original DK game.


      The only problem with that was Universal didn’t own King Kong because the story and character was already in public domain by the time DK showed up. Which meant that Universal wouldn’t be able to get a slice of the cash pie that they thought they would get a lick of.


      Gender Swap

      Simian kidnappings have thankfully decreased in recent years.

      Due to the time period that the original Donkey Kong game was released, it was unprecedented to have protagonists that are ladies in video games. Yeah, those were pretty bad times. But this is made even more apparent when the current generations take a look at these older titles and question why they can’t play as a different gender.


      Mike Mika, a video game developer, had a daughter who was pretty disappointed about not being able to “play the girl” despite there being a sprite for Pauline. So as someone adept at game code, he studied and hacked into the original Donkey Kong’s code so that his daughter could play the girl and have Mario be DK’s hostage. What a great dad!


      Simian Story

      That can't possibly be good for structural integrity, DK.

      While not the first game to introduce cutscenes to the video gaming world, it was surely one that helped popularize the concept. The original arcade version of Donkey Kong opened with a scene where Donkey Kong climbs a set of ladders with Pauline in tow, then stomps his feet to create the first level’s layout before taunting Mario and setting the stage for the entire game.


      This is quite significant for several reasons. Donkey Kong turned out to be more popular than anyone ever expected, which, in turn, had more eyes set upon it. And with that many people seeing it, it inadvertently caused these same people to expect stories to be told in their games, which propagated the use of cutscenes in video games.


      Mario, Questionable Pet Owner

      Mario in a bathing suit, walking along the sand with a puppy.

      Hoping he won’t mistreat you, Lil pupper!


      Yep, you read that right. Mario owned Donkey Kong, keeping the poor guy as a pet. So why did Donkey Kong even try to kidnap Pauline? Apparently, it’s because Mario was such a bad master that DK got frustrated with the whole ordeal and kidnapped Mario’s then-girlfriend as revenge.


      At least now you know why that game has the villain as its titular character. DK was just a sad little ape pet who just wanted to be loved by his master. Humans are the real evil or something. But hey, at least Mario became more animal friendly in the later games, right? After all, he would crush goombas underfoot so that he can rescue Princess Peach in later games. Wait a minute...


      Premium Primate

      Happy Early 40th anniversary to you, Donkey Kong! Maybe we should bake a giant banana cake, eh? We're set to stream some Diddy Kong Racing, or play some Super Smash Bros. Our plan for the big day? Nothing but Donkey Kong all day long. No matter which way you want to celebrate him turning 40, you've still got time to round out your collection of all 36 titles!


      So there you have it, some sweet trivia about our favorite anthropoid. Which of these was the most interesting for you? Did you already know any of these? Or maybe you want us to know something about Donkey Kong that we didn’t mention in our list? Let us know over on our twitter page!

      The Hardest Retro Games We've Grown To Love

      The Hardest Retro Games We've Grown To Love
      There is plenty of nostalgia to be had when it comes to retro games. Some of it might come from the times of your life when things were simpler due to how young you were when you played them. Or maybe some of it was because these retro games were some of your earliest forays in terms of video gaming experiences. After all, the reasons for nostalgia vary from person to person.

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      Some of the Best Soundtracks From the Past

      Some of the Best Soundtracks From the Past
      Video game music is one of the subtler parts that players often overlook when it comes to playing or even looking back at a video game. Unless they’re playing a rhythm game, players usually won’t even interact with music in their games. But despite it being a non-interactive element, players are bound to remember some of the most iconic pieces from a video game that they fell in love with.

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      The Best Video Game Moms

      The Best Video Game Moms
      Mother’s Day is the definitive day that most of the world celebrates our maternal figures. Being a mother is not limited to raising a child, birthing a child from your body, or perhaps attending a school meeting for moms, and it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what makes one a mother. But do know that if anyone feels that they’re your mother and you agree, then no one should contest it otherwise.

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      Piepacker: Nostalgia Freshly Served

      Piepacker: Nostalgia Freshly Served

      Piepacker: Nostalgia Freshly Served
      Taking retro gaming to cloudy heights

       

      There have been various attempts at reviving interest in video games released during the retro era, and while many of the successful ones usually came from major publishers like Nintendo’s Virtual Console or Sony’s Playstation Classic, other beloved games from lesser known publishers have languished in the past for sometime now.

      If you’re someone who has been hankering to play some of these other games though, you’re in luck, because Piepacker has been in the works for some time now. Aiming to bring retro gaming online in a very convenient manner by way of browser-based remote play with integrated video chat and boasting an impressive library of games all stored within the site’s cloud, the project has since been successfully funded via Kickstarter.

       

       

      The campaign is almost nearing its end, however, and if you need more convincing to join in on this successfully funded project, there’s no better way than to hype you up with a list of some of Piepacker’s most notable games. So grab that plate, and choose your slice from among these retro-filled pieces of pie.

       


       

      Worms: World Party

       

      A beloved entry to the Worms franchise and first released in 2001 for various consoles of its time such as the Playstation, Dreamcast, Gameboy Advance, and even the N-Gage, Team17 managed to outdo their previous forays into the realm of strategy. And with Piepacker, you can experience outwitting your opponents in a single platform without worrying about crossplay.

      Each player will control a group of worms whose sole goal is to rob the other teams’ a chance at fulfilling their dreams by destroying their puny little bodies. You do this by choosing between a multitude of weapons, ranging from simple bows and pistols to the more glorious explosions of fireballs and nuclear bombs. However, all of the mayhem is viewed from a side-scroller’s perspective, and most of the levels feature destructible terrain, so you should approach each shot with caution lest you accidentally make your comrades fall to their own doom. Thankfully, there is also a huge array of equipment such as jetpacks and ninja ropes for your squishy units that they can use to better approach enemies from multiple angles.

       


       

      Earthworm Jim and Earthworm Jim 2

       

      If you’d want your worms to be more of a single player experience that you can simply load up from your browser, Piepacker also provides you with one of the best platformers to have ever existed during the ‘90s. First developed for the Sega Genesis and Super NES in 1994 by Shiny Entertainment and later receiving multiple ports, Earthworm Jim was beloved for its surreal elements and unique humor that continues to endure through this day.

      You play as Jim, an earthworm who accidentally receives a special suit that he can somehow control, giving him the mobility of a human. Of course, this comes at a price, because various other parties also want the suit for themselves, and it’s up to Jim to prevent these evildoers from getting the suit back. He also aims to save Princess What’s-Her-Name from the clutches of these villains, and it’s up to you to guide Jim through various side-scrolling levels full of running and gunning.

       


       

       Micro Mages

       

      Don’t like worms at all? Then how about some magic instead? Micro Mages is a platformer developed for the NES during 2019. Yes, you read it right, this is a modern game intended for an 8-bit system, and Piepacker is bringing it right to your current age browsers.

      You play as a mage who is trying to ascend a tower, defeating enemies along the way. And if you’re worried that this might be a lonely climb, fret not, because you can play this with up to four players, either cooperating with each other to help ease the climb, or trying to be the best climber by competing for points. And with Piepacker, you don’t have to worry about huddling around a console with multiple wired controllers. Browser-based multiplayer at its finest.

       


       

       Sensible Soccer

       

      Finally, we have something for all the retro sports fans out there with Sensible Soccer, widely regarded as one of the best sports titles of its time. Originally released in 1992 by Sensible Software for the Amiga and later ported into the SNES, it was one of the faster paced sports titles of its time, boasting smooth and responsive controls that would turn even the sports haters into believers.

      There have been multiple versions of the original game, and thankfully, Piepacker includes both the first game, Sensible Soccer: European Champions, and the improved version, titled Sensible Soccer 92/93. And with sports games inherently being a competitive affair, Piepacker definitely helps sate your desire to curbstomp your friends in a soccer match.

       


       

      Pack that Pie

      These aren’t the only titles that Piepacker has in store, though. There will be more than 60 retro games available for the platform upon release, with a whole range of genres to choose from. From twin stick shooters, 2D fighters, and even pinball tables, you would have no shortage of games to load up and play with your friends.

      If none of the games available tickle your fancy, you’d be pleased to know that you can also play your own games with the platform by using the PieReader, which is able to read your NES, SNES, and Genesis cartridges. And if you’re wondering where to get the PieReader, it’s actually bundled with the Kickstarter as the main reward.

      If indulging on the retro gaming goodness isn’t enough, you’d be pleased to know that there are plans in the future to incorporate support for modern indie games such as Celeste, The Binding of Isaac, and Towerfall, so if you’re still on the fence about supporting the campaign, you can find out more about the PieReader and the list of available games here on Piepacker’s Kickstarter page. See you in the Piepack!